Wednesday, 25 April 2007

Tre struggles to flog art on The Apprentice

Candidate appalled by 'fetish gallery' canvas

If, like us, you are counting the seconds until 9pm tonight, you'll be glad to know that the task set by Sir Alan on this week's Apprentice is a corker.

The candidates have to work as art dealers.

Mouthy Tre Azam has particular trouble and is amazingly lost for words when he realises he will have to flog racy images.

He takes a special dislike to a picture of lobster claws grabbing a woman's breasts.

'Stupid titties and fish,' he says. 'They belong in a fetish gallery.'

Fortunately the 27-year-old soon returns to form and manages to come up with some imaginative patter to get customers pulling out their credit cards.

We can hardly wait...