Joey Essex has been looking forward to jetting off to America this month.
The Only Way Is Essex star is travelling in style.
'I'm going to Vegas - I'm so excited,' he says.
'I'm flying on Virgin and I've been upgraded to first class and it sounds reem.
'Apparently the plane has a casino, a hairdresser's, showers, a bar and a bed - how good is that?
'I'm going to go in a helicopter and to a theme park when I get there.
'But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!'
Joey, 21, hopes to meet some American girls because American is his favourite accent.
'How weird would it be if I married an American lady and we had a kid and it had a half American, half English accent?' he asks.
'I reckon I'll meet some reem birds out there.
'But they have to have a nice nose and nice ears.
'But mainly a nice nose.'
Read Joey Essex's column in Now magazine dated 14 December - out now!

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