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Vampires suck!

The new Twilight movie has people in a frenzy. Cinemas added extra screenings for fans. In LA, over 500 people camped out for the premiere to get a glimpse of the brooding actors.

First of all, I don't camp unless it's in a hotel. Second, do these people realise movies play in cinemas for a while? The last time I saw anyone waiting in line to watch people suck was for the Spice Girls reunion.

LiLo stole my soul

Emanuel Ungaro recently spoke out about his embarrassing clothing collaboration with Lindsay Lohan. He said that it was a ‘disaster' and his fashion house is ‘in the process of losing its soul'. Emanuel spewed his anger at a film festival in Lisbon, Portugal. I think that's kind of rude because everyone knows Lisbon is Lindsay's territory.

Carrie On Candace

Sex And The City author Candace Bushnell's new book The Carrie Diaries is set during Carrie Bradshaw's high school years. I can only imagine those characters were even more annoying as teens. Worse, I'm sure they'll make a film out of it and insist on playing themselves. If I want to see old women running around in high school outfits, chasing young boys, I'll go back to New Jersey.

Chill out Chris

In a recent interview with MTV News, Chris Brown addressed his dating status. He said that for now he's just ‘kinda chilling'. Translation: ‘I punched my last girlfriend in the face, so women aren't exactly lining up to go out with me.'

Tale of the tape

On this side of the pond we have a little thing called a ‘celebrity sex tape'. Paris Hilton had one that was done in night vision, which was a nice touch. A Kardashian had one - I forget which, but it really doesn't matter. I'm fairly sure Pamela Anderson has never had sex without a video camera in the room, while Verne Troyer had 
one that was leaked.

The most recent scandal is with Carrie Prejean, former Miss California and current idiot. She claims it isn't a ‘sex tape' because she's in it all by herself. That's pathetic. If you can't get someone to appear in your sex tape with you, it's time to rethink your life.

Chelsea x

Chelsea Lately is on E! at 10.30pm every weeknight