Comedian recounts time he pleasured himself as a teen
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
Russell Brand has revealed that he was once seduced by a household appliance.
The comedian says he inserted his penis into the nozzle of a Henry vacuum cleaner when he was 14 and then started it up.
'The lure of Henry is a force I once succumbed to as a lonely youth, it was a reckless and impetuous act,' he explains.
'I was in my teens and my options were limited; Henry was by no means my first choice — Matey is too young and Mr Muscle had a headache.'
But Russ, 32, was horrified by the experience.
'The noise he made during it was terrifying and I felt terribly guilty afterwards when I looked at his little fizzog,' he tells The Sun.
'Perhaps ultimately the manufacturers of these sexy little appliances ought be held responsible. Who in their right mind designs a machine with the capacity for suction and then puts a face on it? You might as well put eyelashes on a toaster.'
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