
Sharp-tongued Pete Burns thinks Australian paparazzo Darryn Lyons' bizarre 6-pack is awful.
The Dead Or Alive singer has had plastic surgery himself but reckons Celebrity Big Brother contestant Darryn's £13k body contouring surgery is ridiculous.
'Those fake abs look repulsive!' says Pete, 52.
'He looks like he's wearing a fatsuit.
'I find it fascinating. I want to see it up close so I can give it a poke and see if it moves.'
Pete enjoyed causing trouble in the CBB house in 2006 and reckons this year's batch need a bit of 'nastiness' and ill treatment to get them stirred up.
'I'd have put them in mud huts in the middle of a field, with cow pats everywhere,' he tells the Daily Star.
'They'd have a trough to eat out of, a pail for their water and barbed wire to keep them in.'

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