Thursday, 22 October 2009

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Lousy lovers

A new poll of 15,000 women found that German men are the world's worst lovers. The reason for the low ratings among women is that Germans are ‘too smelly'.

I actually love the smell of Jagermeister, so I disagree. Following a close second to the Germans were the English, who are considered ‘too lazy' and the Swedes are, apparently, ‘too quick to finish'.

If I had to pick between the two, I'd probably go with a Swedish guy. Both accents are annoying, but at least with a Swede it would be over fast.

The survey went on to explain that Russians are too hairy and the Scottish are too loud

Foxxy photo

There's a nude photo of Jamie Foxx that's been leaked on to the worldwide web.

Jamie's admitted it's him and claims he took the photo himself, saying that he sent the picture to his make-up artist for a ‘before and after' comparison of his physical training for a nude scene.

When my sex tape is released, I'll be using the same excuse: ‘before' I had 12 drinks and ‘after' three guys told me I was pretty.

Three cheers for Brit

Britney Spears is getting a lot of heat for the subject matter of her new single. The song, which is about a threesome, is cleverly called 3.

Some people are upset that she chose this as a subject matter to sing about. They think that, as a mother, she should draw the line. People are ridiculous.

As a mother, she's gone to rehab, shaved her head and gone on the attack with an umbrella.

At this point, if the worst thing she inspires one of her kids to do is have sex with two people at once, she should get an award.

Really, a threesome is just a sensible way to multitask.

Intern-al affairs

Quinnipiac University in Connecticut is taking David Letterman's admission to having relationships with female staff members very seriously.

The university's involved with The Late Show's internship programme and wants to ‘oversee' it more diligently it to ensure no students are in ‘harm's way'.

I see that oversee and raise you a ‘how to not stay an intern for long by porking your boss' programme. We'll see who wins. Take that, Quinnipiac... whoever you are.

Chelsea x

PS The Russians have another thing coming if they imagine that being hairy is their 
biggest problem.

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