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Alan Carr: I want a mobility scooter and false teeth

Comedian also wants a walk-in bath

Alan Carr wants false teeth to replace his crooked gnashers

Alan Carr is looking forward to getting older.

The comedian reckons there are perks to being a senior citizen.

‘Before I die I want to get really old, with false teeth, a mobility scooter, a walk-in bath and National Trust membership,’ he says.

But Alan, 32, doesn’t want to go bald.

‘If I could change one thing about me it would be my receding hairline,’ he tells The Times.

‘My eyesight’s gone, my knee’s gone, my back’s gone and I’ve got psoriasis. I’d love to keep hold of my hair.’
 
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