
His tongue presumably planted firmly in his cheek, George Clooney has put the paparazzi on warning: He's about to become a serial dater.
"Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs," one of PEOPLE's Sexiest Men Alive tells Vanity Fair for its November issue. "I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress."
Explaining his plan, he says, "You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio."
The effect, he hypothesizes, according to the Associated Press, is that "people would still buy the magazines, they'd still buy the pictures, but they would always go, 'I don't know if these guys were putting us on or not.'"