Oi, Mark Wright - where are your trousers?
Now he's back in England and back down to earth... with a bump.
Far from nights swigging cocktails with the X Factor judge in the US, 24-year-old Mark's evenings back in Essex are looking a bit, well, pants.
He even spent one night taking the bins out in tight tartan underwear. Surely remembering to wear your trousers when you leave the house is one of life's basic rules?
Read more about Mark Wright's antics - and see him in his pants - in the latest issue of Now magazine dated 19 March 2012 - out now!