Keith Lemon: When I grow up I wanna be Phillip Schofield!
'Went out on Tuesday with me mate Emma Bunton for some meat. Had the best steak of me life - we must've ate a full cow,' he writes in his Showbiz Diary.
'She got right drunk but I didn't take advantage of her cos I'm seeing someone at the mo.
'Shame she in't judging on Strictly On Ice any more - and there's no Holly Willoughby either!
'At least the silver fox is still there.
'Love you, Phillip Schofield - I remember when you used to put your hand up that gopher back in't day.
'When I grow up I wanna be Phillip Schofield!'
Read more of Keith Lemon's Showbiz Diary in the latest issue of Now dated 23 January 2012 - out now!