Joey Essex: I'm getting my teeth done for Christmas
Now columnist Joey Essex wants a dazzling new smile.
The Only Way Is Essex star, who's about to jet off to Las Vegas, would like his own gnashers to look brighter.
'I'm getting my teeth done by The Hospital Group this week so they'll be bright white for TOWIE's Christmas special,' he tells us.
'I'm not having them cut down or anything - that would hurt way too much.
'I'm not that into getting treatments.
'Botox is too girly for me and I hate pedicures - they feel weird.
'I've got to check out Amy Childs' salon soon, though.
'I might get a massage but I won't be pejazzling!'
Read Joey Essex's column in Now magazine dated 14 December - out now!