Celebrity Fight Club: Joan Rivers vs Lindsay Lohan
In Celebrity Fight Club, nothing's off limits - and the claws are out!
What's the beef? When Lindsay, 24, made her court appearance two weeks ago, acerbic comedienne Joan, 77, Tweeted: ‘Lindsay's so dumb, her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.'
She then went on to add: ‘Lindsay Lohan had "f*** you" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had "Eat me, you party skank" painted on hers.'
Linds hit back with: ‘Joan Rivers and her "stargument" make me believe she and Michael Lohan [her dad] are a match made in heaven.'
Lindsay's ex Sam Ronson then waded in, Tweeting: ‘Hey Joan - you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age. Oh wait, I guess people that old can't hear.'
WINNER JOAN Don't mess with a woman pumped full of Botox and natural venom.
Read about more celebrity feuds in Now magazine dated 2 August
2010 - out now!