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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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The sharpest tongue in Hollywood - only in Now

Chelsea Lately is on E! at 10.30pm every weeknight

Not so hot to trot?

In a recent interview with the British TV show GMTV, Madonna defended her decision to work out to the point of developing man arms.She said that she does it for both health and aesthetic reasons.

Her main argument to keep herself in shape is so that she can wear whatever she wants on stage. She said that if she's going to hit the stage and ‘jump around in a pair of hot pants', she'd better look good.

Point taken, but I'd like to offer Madonna an alternate choice. You don't have to work out that hard if you're not wearing hot pants.

Lose the hot pants, gain some more ‘me' time. Or, just lose the hot pants because you're 70. The common theme here: lose the hot pants.

Hugh misses the point

Hugh Grant's been talking about his fear of getting older - he's 50 next year. He said he suffers from ‘age terror' at night and believes everyone does.

He believes he's single because he suffers from ‘love avoidance' - when people get too close and you push them away.

I'm going out on a limb here to say he'd have better luck if he suffered from ‘prostitute avoidance'.

Subo's 50 Cent proposition

With the popularity of Susan Boyle's new album I Dreamed A Dream, she's getting more attention 
than ever.

One unexpected new fan is 50 ‘Fiddy' Cent. He's extended an invitation to Susan to record a song with him. He's convinced they'd make a ‘hit' and ‘get everyone dancing'. He also said he'd love to take her out in his ‘clubbing' world.

I like 50 Cent. I don't know what kind of song they'd come out with, but I give them my blessing.
But I don't know if he should take Susan out to clubs. I doubt if any of her ‘dreams' involve grape liquor and a bullet-proof vest.

Calm down, Miley!

Gossip's circulating in LA that Miley Cyrus might be a diva.

I don't really mind. Since she single-handedly brought the Party to the USA, wearing cut-off jean shorts, she deserves whatever the hell she wants.

The story is that she ordered food at Pop Burger in NYC. When the cashier asked for a name to mark the order, she got upset. Reportedly, she yelled: ‘Are you serious? I'm Miley Cyrus.' The cashier, still unimpressed, replied: ‘That's nice for you. Here's your order.'

As a comfort food-ordering connoisseur, I'd like to offer a tip to my girl Miley. If you order any sort of burger-type meal at a counter and the cashier doesn't know who you are, you've won. Just grab the ‘to go' bag and get the f*** out of there.

Chelsea X

Chelsea Lately is on E! at 10.30pm every weeknight