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Wednesday, 14 October 2009

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Keith Lemon: I want Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby threesome

Comic Leigh Francis's alter ego Keith on his fantasy women

Comic Leigh Francis, aka Keith Lemon, snuggles up to Holly Willoughby

Cheeky Keith Lemon has revealed his naughty fantasy involves two of TV's hottest blondes. 

'I work with sexy ladies like Fearne Cotton and Holly Willo-booby [Willoughby]. If I had a ménage a trois with them two, that would be perfect!' he says.

Leigh Francis's rude alter ego Keith also confesses that he wouldn't mind getting to grips with Kate Beckinsale - who's just been named sexiest woman alive by Esquire magazine. 

He exclusively tells Now: 'I don't know if she's the sexiest because I've never had sex with her. But after that film she did about Dracula [Underworld] I'd let her suck my blood.

'Kate's a classic, like a Ford Sierra Estate, whereas Cheryl Cole's more Ford Escort, still beautiful looking but a bit nippier.'

And the ever bashful Keith adds: 'Sexiest man has either got to be me or Owen Wilson because we're very much alike. We've got the same shaggy hairstyle except my nose isn't shaped like a tallywacker.'

Read Keith's hilarious no-holds barred take on the hottest news stories in this week's Now.

Selina Julien