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Alan Carr preferred Madonna's look before she got so sinewy

Alan Carr: Madonna must have awful wind

Comedian reckons singer farts on stage

Sunday, 5 July 2009

Alan Carr doesn’t rate Madonna’s exercise regime.

The Sunday Night Project host is convinced there must be a downside.

‘She must have awful wind on those macrobiotic diets,’ says comedian Alan, 32.

‘You see her on stage bending into these funny positions and she must be parping away - no wonder her dancers look so miserable.’

Alan thinks Madonna, 50, should scale back her exercise routines.

‘It's such a shame, isn't it?’ he tells The Sun. ‘Her face looks pretty but the veins... it's like the M6 all down her arm.

'When I watched her film In Bed With Madonna she's effing and blinding and is good fun. She seems to have changed so much.’

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