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Alan Carr: Madonna must have awful wind

Comedian reckons singer farts on stage

Alan Carr preferred Madonna's look before she got so sinewy

Alan Carr doesn’t rate Madonna’s exercise regime.

The Sunday Night Project host is convinced there must be a downside.

‘She must have awful wind on those macrobiotic diets,’ says comedian Alan, 32.

‘You see her on stage bending into these funny positions and she must be parping away - no wonder her dancers look so miserable.’

Alan thinks Madonna, 50, should scale back her exercise routines.

‘It's such a shame, isn't it?’ he tells The Sun. ‘Her face looks pretty but the veins... it's like the M6 all down her arm.

'When I watched her film In Bed With Madonna she's effing and blinding and is good fun. She seems to have changed so much.’

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