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Gay Matt Lucas: Cheryl Cole could turn me

Little Britain star has a crush on Girls Aloud singer

Matt Lucas was granted a divorce from Kevin McGee last year

Matt Lucas says he'd become heterosexual for Cheryl Cole.

The Little Britain star is a huge fan of the Girls Aloud singer, 25.

‘I have met Cheryl Cole and she’s very nice,’ says Matt. ‘In fact, I have to say that Cheryl Cole is the woman who would turn me. I’m not joking.

‘I’ve never slept with a woman, but she is absolutely gorgeous and I would happily make love to her on a beach.’

Matt, 35, has already thought up the perfect scenario for their love-making session. 

‘It would have to be a nice beach,’ he says. ‘Not a pebble beach. Somewhere like Herne Bay.

‘And hopefully it wouldn’t be too cold, because things shrink. And hopefully not too near a bouncy castle or anything. Because that’s too public and it would come close to being dogging.

‘Also, if you walk along Britain’s coastline there are loads of old condoms lying around. So we could use one and we’d be safe.’

Matt split from civil partner Kevin McGee in June 2008.

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