Jonathan Ross was a teenager when he experimented with a vacuum cleaner

Jonathan Ross: I tried to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner

TV presenter says it 'hurt like hell'

Monday, 20 October 2008

Jonathan Ross has revealed that his first sexual experience was with a vacuum cleaner.

The chat show host says that when he was a youngster he attempted to put his penis into the device to see what it felt like.

'I reached for the nozzle, turned her on and gingerly inserted myself into the tube,' he writes in new book Why Do I Say These Things?

But Jonathan, 47, says it 'hurt like hell'.

'The suction power of a Hoover is far, far greater than what is called for in these circumstance,' he adds.

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4 comments

Stoatgobbler October 28 21:05

i feel sorry for the vacuum cleaner!!!!

fred November 01 00:35

One of the funniest, wittiest personalities in the UK. I want him back!!!!!!!!!!

anonimus February 22 14:43

I have tried it may times and i love to do it again, but unfortunatelsy my mom caught me doing this 2 months ago.

Hoover May 06 20:31

Started doing it with the family Hooverat age 14. Got caught by mom. Did not stop me from doing it again and again and again. LOL!

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