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Noel Gallagher: I'm gonna ask for new bionic ribs

Oasis star jokes about fan attacking him at gig

Noel Gallagher must rest for 3 weeks

Noel Gallagher wants metal rods to replace his bruised ribs.

The Oasis star was injured after being pushed over on stage by a fan at a gig in Toronto last week.

But Noel reckons it’s given him the opportunity to upgrade his body.

‘Spent all day in bed suffering from my severe tickling at the hands of that drunken Canadian who, it transpires, is a grown man of 47 years!! (And I thought I was the oldest person at our gigs!),’ he writes on his blog.

‘In his defence though, he’s probably having one of those mid-life crises things.

'Did get to watch four Seinfelds though. And some American football, so not too dissimilar to a normal day back home.

'Have to get another check-up tomorrow. I’m gonna ask for new bionic ribs.’

Oasis have been forced to cancel a gig while Noel, 41, recovers.

SEE VIDEO Noel Gallagher attacked by fan…