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SEE VIDEO Tom Cruise rants about the joys of Scientology

Hollywood star explains that the cult can unite mankind and cure drug addicts

Tom Cruise believes being a Scientologist is a privilege because it gives you incredible powers to help accident victims, cure drug addicts, make villains reform and unite mankind.

'Being a Scientologist, you look at someone and know absolutely that you can help them,' the 45-year-old explains in a new video that popped up on YouTube.

This no doubt because, as cult founder L. Ron Hubbard explained, the souls of the dead aliens inhabit human bodies.

'Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident it's not like anyone else; as you drive past, you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one who can really help,' says Tom.

'We are the authorities on getting people off drugs, we are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on improving conditions... we can rehabilitate criminals ... we can bring peace and unite cultures.'

Britney Spears ought to sign up. She'd love it.