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Tuesday, 11 December 2007

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Jordan: I’m looking forward to my boobs being smaller than my head

Glamour girl hates her famous 30FF curves

Jordan is desperate to get her 30FF boobs reduced because they weigh a ton.

The glamour girl, 29, says the silicone melons are simply too heavy to lug around.

‘I’m going to get my boobs done really soon and I can’t wait,’ she says.

‘I’m looking forward to them being smaller than my head.’

But Jordan is having trouble deciding what size to go down to.

‘When I’ve had them done before, they’ve ordered them in advance,’ she tells the Daily Record.

‘But where I’m going, you decide the size on that day.

‘That must mean they have hundreds and hundreds of implants. I’m imagining there are shelves of them stacked like shoe boxes.’

Will she opt for sensible 30B? We don't think so.