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Thursday, 23 November 2006

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Kate Moss is a chav

Supermodel dresses up as Vicky Pollard's sister - for one night only

Kate Moss betrayed her Croydon roots last night when she took to the stage as Vicky Pollard's sister.

Sickeningly, the supermodel still looked stunning, despite being decked out in gold chains, leggings and a Kappa tracksuit top, as she took part in Little Britain's Comic Relief special at London's Hammersmith Apollo.

Matt Lucas, playing the notorious Vicky, told the audience Katie was the pretty one of the family. But the model, 32, joked: 'I'm the easy one. Total slag. I'm anybody's for a packet of Quavers.'

As she left the stage, Vicky shouted: 'Katie lose some weight, you fat bitch.'