Why Made In Chelsea is totes better than TOWIE
The vajazzle has truly gone out of TOWIE for me. Loveable Arg is now a vain, hateful idiot. Gemma Collins' girl power stance has just become bitchy after her constant digs at Charlie and who really cares about Little Chris, Diags and, bless her, Nanny Pat?
The only redeeming features at the moment are the few female friendships remaining between Billi Mucklow and Cara Kilbey and Lauren Pope and Chloe Sims, but damn it, it's not enough to keep me hooked.
Meanwhile over at Chelsea it's all kicking off. You've got the on going bitch fest between Rosie Fortesque and Mille Mackintosh [Go Millie!]. It's even going viral with vile Victoria sticking her oar in and Millie's better half Professor Green even having to defend her on Twitter.
Then you've got the ever so sweet Jamie Laing being totally screwed over by Louise Thompson cheating on him and getting together with the slimy Spencer Matthews. Not enough for you? Well how about Cheska turning into Little Miss Trouble Maker and exposing Kimberley's tangled love life in front of, well, everyone!
I've even found myself shouting in horror at the telly, threatening Jamie to never forgive Spencer and chucking things about when Rosie gets on her high horse.
Despite the fact that the working class chip on my shoulder make me intensely dislike all of them, watching their tangled lives is proving much more entertaining than watching the TOWIE tans fade.
TOWIE you've got one more chance when you go to Marbs to up your game or you've lost me forever...