Why Jonathan and Charlotte will beat Pudsey for the BGT Crown
Unless something spectacular happens - or the nation goes mad and votes for another Jai McDowall - it's got to be between Jonathan and Charlotte and Ashleigh and her wonder dog Pudsey for the BGT crown.
While 50 Cent and Justin Bieber have come out as Pudsey fans [wow] and Simon Cowell has predicted from the start that a dancing dog will steal the show, it's down to the great British public to decide.
And, I'm not convinced.
Yes Pudsey is cute and, so far, hasn't relieved himself on stage. But Jonathan and Charlotte are still my winners - if for no other reason than that they have provided pretty much the only ‘blimey, I didn't see that coming' moment of the series. (Well, apart from Tulisa dancing in flat shoes. The horror!)
From boring dance crews to the same old crazies that Amanda Holden, David Walliams and Alesha Dixon put through just to ‘wind-up' Simon, it feels like nothing has moved on.
Even the bromance between Simon and David is proving tiresome now and verging on the plain old creepy.
Yes there is talent in Britain, but while a few of the acts have me wanting to wrap myself in a Union Jack and declare allegiance to The Queen, most have me running for the border for a new life in sunnier climes.
How about a year off BGT to refresh the talent pool before the bottom of the barrel is well and truly scraped? Or failing that I'd be greatful just for a year off from Simon Cowell and stories about his sex life. Shudder.