Wednesday, 28 July 2010

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Big Brother: John James flips out

Andrew is my new favourite and the John James and Josie love saga takes another twist...

Big Brother: John James and Josie - love's young nightmare?

Before I get on to the latest drama in the John James and Josie love saga, I would like to mention how bloody amazing Andrew is.

If Jack Bauer wasn't able to save me from certain death / nuclear attack / government cover up I'd want Andrew to do it. He had me howling with laughter when he pretended to be Jack Bauer for 24 minutes under the guidance of Tthe Tree Of Temptation, but his reaction to getting bikini clad girls in the diary room while he ate strawberries and drank champagne while modeling a fetching smoking jacket was even better.

Geek boy, as the Tree christened him, also managed to get in a ‘damn it, Corin!!' and tell Dave that if he ever went near his toothbrush again he would be ‘in a world of pain'. Genius.

He'd already started to win me over with his duet with Corin where she sounded like a bag of cats being strangled and he shared a shocking resemblance with Napoleon Dynamite.

Right back to John James and Josie...

John James will you please stop being a dick now.

While I still like him I'd like to shake him and perhaps slap him around the face a few times. Everything was going well between him and Josie. While I'd given up hope of any snogging happening [and no, I don't believe that they got it on under the covers], the fact that they're so sweet together and regularly declare their love was enough to keep me going. Josie was even telling him she understood that he didn't fancy her even though she fancied him and that was fine. Then he had to go and ruin it all by comparing them to Shabby and Caoimhe. Nice one you great gallah.

Josie was understandably a bit upset by this. John James couldn't leave her for a minute as he tried to apologise, then reacted like a teenage boy and decided he was going to leave. While his break out into the camera run was irritating it was also strangely sweet because he didn't want to hurt Josie by leading her on. Sadly it was all a bit melodramatic and childish. When he was teary I did want to hug hum. Then slap him. Then hug him again.

To be fair to Josie, while he says he doesn't want to lead her on he does ‘snuggle' in bed with her, tell her he loves her and get very touchy feely with her and on many occasions with him making the first move. He's just lucky Josie isn't a bunny boiler otherwise he'd be in serious trouble.

Meanwhile, Ben becomes a bigger bitch by the day. One of the nastiest quotes this evening was when he claimed Josie was trying to flaunt her figure to impress John James saying: ‘She's been wearing tighter tops and she just can't get away with that.' What an utter bitch. Mario is getting a bit weird too although at the moment if I had to take sides it would be Mario's. Now that's messed up.

In other news Laura wants to leave. Bye then. Let's be honest no one would notice the difference. She reminds me of one of the Samanda twins, but without the personality. Not saying much is it? Well done to Corin though for giving her some good advice about not going back to her cheating ex. . Agony Aunt Corin, it has quite a ring to it don't you think?