
So there they are, Josie and John James, cuddled up together in a not-very-cosy Big Brother bed once more.
John James has been sobbing because Caoimhe has walked out, so he's a bit vulnerable and emotional.
(That flirty Irish beauty sure looked good in her underwear, sob, God, she had firm buttocks, sob.)
With 'floozy' Caoimhe safely out of the picture, Josie snuggles up to JJ and admits she looks forward to seeing him all day.
She just likes being around John James. 'Not for sex,' she assures him.
Yeah, right, Josie. If he whipped it out, you'd tell him to put it away.
‘You haven't got feelings for me. I've got feelings for you,' she whispers in the dark.
John James winds Josie up by asking to know more, then knocks her back by telling her he sees her as a friend.
In man speak, that means, 'Sorry, love, you're not hot enough for me but you're useful to have as a first or second reserve when I'm desperate for attention'.
'Course, JJ knows he's playing with Josie's heart and tells Big Brother he thinks he ought to leave the house.
How gallant. Go on then, John James - bugger off. You're not going anywhere but it makes you look good.
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