
Aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Look what you're doing to me Josie and John James. Are you trying to send me crazy? Finally we get a declaration of love from Josie. John James surely could not brush this one off? She'd already fallen out with Caoimhe over it and turned of her microphone to say it. Yet he still insists that she doesn't really fancy him. No of course not, she likes you like a sister. Hmmm.
This should have been perfect though. A declaration of love. Instead John James has got me worried that he doesn't like her after all. Maybe it is that he just doesn't want to have any kind of relationship in there? Maybe he really doesn't get it? However, his comment that maybe he in denial about the whole thing has just left me worried that maybe he doesn't like her. Don't shatter my dreams John James!
I love Josie. I LOVE her. Even when threatening to quite she is cute and very polite. However, she is being irrational over Caoimhe, although I do get her point if you tell your mate you like someone then they shouldn't jump on them with their boobs out. Then again Caoimhe doesn't fancy him and has a boyfriend and she's now mortified that the world, think she's flirting with him. Oh Josie. I know she can be a bit of a bitch, well a massive bitch, but I don't think that was malicious.
At least we know if all does fail between the Australian and the Bristolian, Andrew is just waiting in the wings. Andrew and Josie are my second favourite couple in the house. When he told John James to back off before adding: ‘she's mine now' I thought I might actually die. However it was topped by Josie, with a raised eyebrow, asking if he had ever been out with a Bristiolian before. Genius.
There is also another possible romance situation in the house, but I'm not too keen on it. Rachel has a bit of a thing for Ben. This seemed strange until she explained that when it comes to men she goes for knobheads. Got you. I quite like Rachel and I quite like Ben, but that's just a gruesome twosome isn't it?
There's also another weird relationship going on in the house between Keeley and Steve. Obviously Steve is happily married with eight kids. We are reminded of that quite regularly. However the fact that one minute he's staring at Keeley and making suggestive comments and the next he is vehmently slagging her off is all a little weird for me.
Finally, special mention goes to Corin for her awful singing and the fact that without her make-up she looks like a totally different person. I'm loving it, although sadly I'm not buzzing. Well, you can't have everything.
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