Friday, 29 January 2010

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Celeb Big Brother: The final countdown

After all the fun of the farmyard, who will be crowned winner of Celebrity Big Brother...

Celebrity Big Brother: Davina tells them to cluck off

It has been a busy last few days in the house. Vinnie pretended to go soft after the Tree made him and it made me wonder how on earth his acting skils have landed him 50 films. We lost Ivana the normal way, then Nicola T got the boot on the sly.

Davina went in the house disguised as Nicola in a chicken costume. The male housemates sussed her within seconds then it all became a little bit like lord of the flies as they cornered her suggested ripping her head off before adding that Alex should ‘cock a doodle doo her.'

So very wrong, but at that same time so very right. That'll learn you Davina while also guaranteeing that she will not be entering the ‘normal' Big Brother house.

So now it's the final day and while there is still a little while to cast your votes. I urge you not to vote for Alex even if you do think he is ‘sweet' [if he wins I will cry real tears], but use your vote for Dame Stephanie or, if you have to, Dane Bowers. Come on you know it makes sense...