Sunday, 11 January 2009

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Celeb Big Brother: Vote Coolio

Coolio ruffles some feathers and Ben breaks hearts…

Coolio chills with his housemates

I like Coolio and I don’t care what anyone else thinks. As I said yesterday if I was living with him I would probably be ready to kill him, however I am not and I’m enjoying watching him irritate the hell out of some of the housemates.

I say Vote Coolio for head of house. Big Brother is a dictatorship, so he fits in perfectly and it would also mean Tina would go mental. However, if I can’t have Coolio I am willing to settle for Verne, who gets funnier by the day. Terry is also proving a hit in my household although moaning about the amount of fluff on his clothes is something my mum would complain about and not exactly rock and roll.

Tina is getting on my nerves with her ‘suggestions’. Subtle is not a word you would use to describe her. I also disliked how she went on about the tokens claiming she didn’t want anything, including hot drinks, then proceeded to moan about the food they wanted to order and asked Lucy to make her a tea. She goes on about Coolio, but they’re not exactly worlds apart. They all think Coolio is a fool, but he’s not exactly stupid.

I like angry Mutya, although she probably could have done without Tina telling the world she is premenstrual. I’ve also only just noticed that she has nails that could rip your face off with one scratch.

Its been brought to my attention that some people may be slagging off Ulrika for leaving her children for two weeks to do the show. Surely that’s a little unfair when all she has done is go back to work. It may not be most people’s job, but TV is hers and it’s not like she’s there for the 657,980 day run. You could however, slag her off for telling Lucy that she thought she was off and, dare I suggest, pushing the tears a little bit?

Ben becomes more adorable every day. Not in a sexy way, more like a little abandoned Labrador. Unless, I’ve been tricked and he’s really a playa and his Smash Hits days taught him to say the right things, like he goes for looks, not personality and that, yes, he would date a fan. A million women’s heart’s must have melted when he went on about how he liked the woman not how she dressed, while predator Michelle went on about how to seduce a man with a little help from Anne Summers. Awww. She’d eat him alive. Suddenly [although she’s definitely not after Ben] I can see the Michelle Bass in her. Scary.