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Karen Dunn

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Joe Swash grows on me in the jungle, while Kilroy irritates me...

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Sorry for not writing about I’m A Celeb for the last couple of days, we have had the norovirus in my house and a baby with explosive diarrhoea. It was not a pleasant experience, which brings me nicely on to Robert Kilroy-Silk.

Was a nasty little man he is. I never particularly liked him when he was on Kilroy, but now I hate him. He’s a really bad loser, a cheat and possibly a misogynist. He clearly dislikes Carly Zucker simply because she’s a WAG. How about getting to know her then deciding you don’t like her?

I think Kilroy is one of those people who pretends he was joking when he’s actually being a bit of a git. I can’t wait to see what happens when he’s in the same camp as Brian Paddick whose hate of the man is palpable. Bring it on.

Against my better judgment I kind of love Joe Swash. I like the fact he screams like a girl. I like his cheeky little ways. I love the fact he let George Takei put bite cream on his bum ad I even like his little ginger bald patch. Go Joe! He’s not that bright, but he seems ever so sweet. I also once had a ten-minute conversation with him about Ikea. Strange, but sadly true.

However, I still kind of want George Takei to win. Not only does he make me smile, but also he’s Hiro’s dad in Heroes. Come on. How cool is that? Also I like the way he got a cheeky feel of Joe’s bum and referred to it as a ‘fanny’. The man is a living legend.

I’m not sure about Nicola at the moment. Her obsession about not wearing make -up is a little bit ridiculous when you’re in the jungle. Then again she was quite sweet when Esther Rantzen cried. However, I think she’s pulling a bit of a trick by saying she’s scared of everything. She knows it will mean that we’ll pick her to do a challenge so she gets more airtime, then actually when she does it she’s fine. Please remember, she is a glamour model and they are all frighteningly determined women.

As for the others Simon Webbe seems like a lovely man. I quite like Martina. Dani Behr and Carly Zucker haven’t upset me so far. I’m impressed with Brian Paddick flashing his bum so soon – surely the cover of Attitude magazine is now calling? Meanwhile, Ant and Dec are doing sterling work as always and the pun count is insanely high. So far, so good.

PS: As for the other reality shows…

Strictly Come Dancing – Ha, ha judges – Go John!
The X Factor – Ha, ha Daniel – Go Eoghan! Oh and I don’t like Diana, I think she’s rubbish. There I’ve said it and I don’t care.

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Carrie November 19 15:16

I agree, Joe for King, closely followed by George. Can't wait to see Kilroy covered in spiders, stupid football.

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