Big Brother: Make mine a double

Big Brother's Mario and Alex are up for the chop and I would happily see the back of either of them...

Mario Marconi is the second favourite housemate tipped to leave on Friday

Firstly I would like to begin with an apology. Sorry I have not written my blog for quite a few days, but I have been at the Isle Of Wight festival with no internet access. But never fear, I’m back now and have spent most of my day off watching my Sky plussed episodes of Big Brother. Damn it, I’m good to you lot.

Anyway, I will quickly sum up my views over the weekend before moving on to the carnage that is nominations.

To begin with – shame on you all. Why did you vote out Steph rather than Mario? OK she was annoying, rubbish in the task and her exit interview was the dullest in a long time, but come on people Mario is worse. Much, much worse.

The arrogance of him and Lisa is truly astounding. According to themselves, Mario is ‘a likeable guy’ and they are ‘big players’. They have a fan club too, you know, as he once appeared on an Ant and Dec show. He’s networked all round the country and people love him. Yes Mario, of course they do. You truly are a great man of extreme intelligence and we should all bow down to your wise words. Oh yeah and Alex is Mother Teresa. Glad we cleared that up.

Meanwhile Dennis has been doing his best to amp up the paranoia in the house at every opportunity and is grating on me more with every passing day. Meanwhile, I love the way Silvia is speedily trying to distance herself from Alex. Good choice.

Oh and did I mention how brilliant the electrocution task was? No? Well, it was ace. More torture please.

Anyway back to tonight’s action. The housemates have seen sense and placed Alex and Mario up for eviction and frankly I don’t care which one goes. I just wish they could boot them both out.

I love the fact that Alex and Dennis turn on each other in the Diary Room and everyone’s nominations were pretty much as suspected. I have to say though particular kudos to Luke for being spot on about why Mario is friends with Mikey. Very well observed and clearly one of the of housemates who actually knows what is going on.

Only a few hours after nominations Alex kicked off again, this time at Mohammed for not being a proper Muslim man. I’m not going to even get into this one, except to say that if it really was a mistake by BB to announce part of their conversation to the rest of the house, the might want to be careful about not doing it again if they don’t want Alex’s head to explode. Actually…

I think I love Kat for shouting: ‘I can see his one eyed snake!’ when Mohammed split his tights in the diary room. She might not do much else, but for one line like that in every episode I want her in the final.