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• Father-of-two Mario, 42, is a former Tag Officer at the Home Office from Warrington.
• Mario is the male half of the first ever Big Brother couple and takes as much pride in his appearance as girlfriend Lisa does. They are fitness-obsessed and say they have sex at least once every day.
• Mario’s real name is Sean, however his ‘Italian stallion’ alter-ego has come about due to so many people saying he looks like Sylvester Stallone.
• He claims to have slept with over 200 women and his strangest job was as a stripping policeman on a MySpace advert for hot tubs.

Big Brother: House of horrors

Karen Dunn

TV Addict

Mario and Dennis join Alex on my least liked Big Brother housemates list...

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

Another day, another argument from Alex. It wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t being such a hypocrite about the whole situation. She tells everyone they have to cook together then knocks herself something up in the kitchen with the house on rations.

At least when Darnell kicked off at Jennifer about the same thing, he realised he had gone too far, backed down and the situation was resolved. See Alex, it’s not that hard.

If it wasn’t food it was cigarettes that she was getting angry about and her rant at BB about it showed that she has a real persecution complex going on.

However, she picked the wrong person to argue with in Rex and it shows if you just stand up to her, she backs down. Well at least she walks off abusing you and gets out of your face. The woman makes me want to scream. She did however show one redeeming feature tonight when she comforted Jennifer when she got upset, so at least we know she is actually human. Just.

I liked the latest task and was particularly loving the outfits. I have no upper body strength so I would have been out in five minutes. In fact I probably wouldn’t even have tried. In fact I would have failed from the moment they asked me to wear shiny lycra, but that’s not a point, Dennis’s endurance doesn’t make me like him more if anything it makes me like him less.

The paranoia has also set in quite early with Dennis freaking out that the picnic he and Rachel had won and should have been enjoying was in some way a test that would leave the rest of the house starving. He couldn’t have over thought it more if he tried. I was actually waiting for him to start shouting: ‘It’s poisoned, it’s poisoned, we’re all going to die!’ Or something like that.

Mario also gets more and more annoying as the days go on. I think he had a bit of a cheek telling Steph and Jennifer that they were degrading themselves by dressing up as the Cheeky Girls when he’s laid there in his dodgy pants getting a massage like the lord of the manor. Eurgh.

What annoys me even more though is the fact that him and Alex combined make me feel a little bit sorry for Steph and will probably see her escape the boot when I don’t actually like her either. Shame on you.

Finally, if it was anyone else I would probably hate it, but Kathreya’s diary room scream about cookies was rather endearing. Go on BB give her a biscuit - how can you say no to that cheeky face?

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Leylooooo June 14 19:13

Mario should have been evicted, not Steph. I actually grew to like her after the fake wedding task. She looked like a bit of a bitch on the 1st task but anyone would if you had to pretend to date him. Big brother should swap mario for steph, or better just get rid of alex.....

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