Big Brother: Indecent proposal

I've already got my hat at the ready for the Big Brother wedding of the year...

Stephanie is acting like a spoilt child

Romance is not dead, just mortally wounded and bleeding all over the floor, if Big Brother is anything to go by. If I ever get married I can't think of a more beautiful way to do it than on Big Brother. No family or friends there, just a house full of fame hungry total strangers to witness the happiest day of your life. Oh I'm welling up at just the thought of it...

Now I have to admit, I can understand how having to look like you were in love with Mario would be difficult. Age difference aside, he is a bit of an irritating egotist. However, Stephanie couldn't be making more of a pig's ear of the whole affair if she tried.

Not only is her brain working overtime thinking that Mario is somehow behind it, but when she's not showing utter disdain for him in front of the other housemates [calling your boyfriend 'a leech' is a bit of a giveaway], she's whining to BB about it, like a spoilt child.

Rex understandably pointed out that she couldn't be an actress - after all her acting abilities wouldn't even get her a bit part on Hollyoaks. She also needs to stop sitting on the diary room chair so she is flashing her gusset every time.

Lisa meanwhile is actually doing a good job, considering it must be very annoying for her.

At least not all of the housemates have been taken in by it. Darnell was pretty quick on the uptake and I hate to say it so was Dennis although I'm finding him more irritating minute by minute. Why is it every year Big Brother seems to only picks a gay man who is a total stereotype to join the house?

On a happier note, Kathreya continues to win me around by being like a real life Powerpuff Girl and generally cute. Even Luke won me over tonight by suggesting to Big Brother that Rebecca's request for masking tape was to put over her mouth. If only.