There is only hours to go before the Big Brother house opens its doors for the ninth time and I prepare to give up my summer. Joy!
However, Big Brother have already e mailed me today with these lovely little teasers...
One Housemate does stand-up comedy
One Housemate has been deported from America
One Housemate is a DJ
One Housemate is a Buddhist
One Housemate is Muslim
One Housemate wears a watch worth £13,000
Three Housemates have children
Three Housemates were born outside the UK
One Housemate has appeared in a film with Hugh Grant
One Housemate has had a breast enlargement
One Housemate has never watched Big Brother
The eldest Housemate is 42.
I've also heard that one of the housemates is blind and there is talk of an Australian midget. Obviously.
Come back later this evening to see my minute by minute countdown of the opening night...
Karen Dunn
Celebrity Big Brother is back and they're pulling out the big guns Kerry Katona...
Charmian Harris
It's all about skincare on this beautiful Friday...
Alison Tay
Her Majesty Geri Halliwell's anniversary tribute to the monarch
Jess Boulton
Why I stand by my interview with MC Harvey