
There is only hours to go before the Big Brother house opens its doors for the ninth time and I prepare to give up my summer. Joy!
However, Big Brother have already e mailed me today with these lovely little teasers...
One Housemate does stand-up comedy
One Housemate has been deported from America
One Housemate is a DJ
One Housemate is a Buddhist
One Housemate is Muslim
One Housemate wears a watch worth £13,000
Three Housemates have children
Three Housemates were born outside the UK
One Housemate has appeared in a film with Hugh Grant
One Housemate has had a breast enlargement
One Housemate has never watched Big Brother
The eldest Housemate is 42.
I've also heard that one of the housemates is blind and there is talk of an Australian midget. Obviously.
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