Paradise lost

This year's Shipwrecked has an evil twist and some very annoying islanders...

Sunday, 13 April 2008

Shipwrecked is back and already there are several islanders who I want to fall down the long drop toilet never to return.

So far the most annoying are...

1. Susan from Liverpool. Her voice cuts through everything and is upsetting in the same way the sound of mating foxes is. If you’ve ever heard our furry friends shagging, you will know what I mean as it is a sound akin to babies being killed. I think I may have to kill her by midway through the series. She’s also not very nice.

2. Tom from Sussex. He’s a model you know and not a Prince Harry lookalike as I first suspected. He’s also not privileged, oh no, despite the fact his back garden is bigger than St James’ Park.

3. Lara from Surrey. Annoying posh girl who claims to be a tomboy despite the fact she has a bright pink bedroom. She doesn’t want to grow up apparently and from what I can tell she has achieved that by having the mental age of a 13-year-old.

I’m not ruling any of the others out yet - I’m sure there will be more that drive me mad. However, that’s part of why I like Shipwrecked so much, because so many of them wind me up.

I love the fact that one girl, Katie, gave up after only a few days and went home. Especially because when the others found out the twist [one of each team would have to leave] they must have been cursing her for not still being there to take the bullet for them.

I love the twist this year with a third more hardcore island. The wailing and crying was a little bit extreme and it was so fixed for James to go whatever the others in his team may claim.

So far I like the two poor unfortunates who had to leave. Char gets stuck in and Tom seems sweet, while Nick the survival expert kicks ass.

Make them suffer in paradise – now this is the kind of reality show I like.

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