Thursday, 3 April 2008

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Boardroom blues

Sir Alan makes a bad choice as the wrong woman gets the chop...

Oh Sir Alan. It’s not often I don’t agree with you, but tonight you made the wrong decision.

Yes, Shazia shouldn’t have left the laundry when only she knew how the washing had to be sorted, but damn it, Jenny is a bitch of the highest order who stitched her up like a kipper.

There’s a lot of love in the men’s camp at the moment, but I cannot forgive the display of appalling dancing shown by Michael. It was even more embarrassing than Rafe’s hair.

Anyway back to Jenny – who had the inspired idea of charging people £4.99 per item of washing. Has she not heard of Primark? You could buy it buy it all cheaper for new than it would cost to have them wash it. Their ironing was rubbish too.

Lucinda was wet, but the way Jenny laid into her was unforgivable. Also did no one notice how useless Lindi was for a second week in a row? The woman had no idea of pricing yet again.

Sir Alan, I will forgive you this once if you make sure you sack Jenny next week. At the moment she makes Katie Hopkins look like a pussycat. I say leave her alone with the Badger for half an hour – that’ll learn her.