Saturday, 26 January 2008

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Sliding away

Dancing On Ice leaves me cold...

I’m trying with Dancing On Ice, really I am, but it just annoys me.

There’s just no escaping the fact they’ve asked them to master a skill that they’re always going to be a bit rubbish at.

Torvill and Dean are irritatingly nice about everyone, while Jason Gardener is taking the bitchy queen role just a bit too seriously, but he doesn't have the panache of Craig Revel Horwood.

I’m sick of seeing the same fall 8,000 times [although I do feel very sorry for Michael Underwood going out. Bless his heart!] and not only are the costumes beyond terrible but the make up is freaky too. I would also like to stop seeing Aggie’s gusset.

To make matters worse, they’re already planning the 2009 final.

Also, I went skating before Christmas and I got bored of going round in a circle after ten minutes and the boots scraped half my feet off. It’s not fun.

One upside is I have discovered my boyfriend has a pathological hatred of Phillip Schofield, which at least makes watching it that smidge more interesting to watch.

I also heard the classic line from one of the judges: ‘Suzanne is not there facially yet. The lights are on and no one’s home.’ Ouch! This women went out with Darren Day for goodness sake – what do they expect!