Wednesday, 23 January 2008

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A diet too far

Supersize Vs Superskinny leaves me hungry for more…

I don't really get the point of Supersize Vs Superskinny on Channel 4 tonight. Surely it's obvious that if a skinny person eats a large person's diet they will put on weight and vice versa. Where's the TV entertainment in that?

The programme tried to mix it up a bit by including a journalist trying an apple only diet that models supposedly use to shift the pounds. No surprise she got very bored of eating apples.

She then spoke to a model that said models use laxatives. What a shock! Although to be honest I could have done without the mental image of the toilets backstage at fashion week covered in diarrhea.

On the subject of poo, they then called in 'Doctor' Gillian McKeith to get a lot of women to have smaller bums. Now I'd allow Trinny and Susannah give me a quick fondle [in the professional sense, of course], but I would not allow Gillian to touch my posterior and I don't like seeing her do it to others.

I’m also surprised she wasn't lurking with an enema machine considering her obsession with feces.

To sum up skinny people should eat more, fat people should eat less and models should just eat. As Gordon Ramsay would say: 'Diets? Done!'