Thursday, 14 June 2007

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I'm now truly afraid

How can anyone be scared of fish?

When will the housemates learn not to tell Big Brother what they’re afraid of? Especially, may I add, if it’s fish. How can you be scared of fish? Piranhas and sharks granted, but sardines? Come on!

I love that the fish task saw the return of evil Big Brother. There was no way they could have ever guessed that they had to lay there for over four hours. Even if they had they would have never done it, so they were guaranteed to fail. Brilliant!

I loved the silly costumes too. Although ladies, why do you have to scream when you get some fish on your face? It’s fish guts after all, not anthrax. If my sides were not already splitting enough, BB then barred them from the bathroom for breaking the rules. Genius.

Carole it seems is made of sterner stuff than the other girls. After revealing that she had been through Native American initiations in the past and faced all her fears, I think that there’s a dark, Jack Bauer style side to Carole that we haven’t seen yet.

I’m not impressed with Seany [or as a friend suggested, Chunk from The Goonies] saying that he prefers to date men with girlfriends. Seany and Katie Hopkins would obviously get on like a house on fire.

Nicky’s tetchiness is getting on my nerves, especially when she jumped down Chanelle’s throat over a slice of toast and because she announced that she had had her period.

I’m sorry, as all women have them, I struggle to understand what the problem was with everyone knowing about it? However, Charley grows to new levels of lunacy each day. Telling Nicky to stop being so aggressive was astounding. Mr Pot, may I introduce you to Mr Kettle?

After studying Charley’s argument technique I can report that it is simply to deafen your opponent with a barrage of random defensive comments purely so the person can’t get a word in edgeways. Then accuse them of lying and you can then claim that you won the conversation without ever actually having to listen to anyone.

Also, during her diary room rant afterwards, Charley is now also morphing in Nikki from last year. I am now truly afraid.