Wednesday, 6 June 2007

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They’re going to starve!

Shabnam is offically my least favourite...

I love my GHDs more than anything. Were you to part me from them I would cry, look lost and get angry like any one suffering a bereavement would and therefore I share Chanelle’s pain.

I too have a natural curl to my hair. People mock, but damn, it can put a dampener on your day. I don’t however agree with Chanelle’s theory that coughing on toilet paper could give you genital herpes.

Today’s task was brilliant. There’s nothing like getting girls to rate themselves against each other for some agro to happen. Firstly, I cannot believe that Shabnam and Emily were voted more intelligent than Carole.

Bless the twins for being happy as the third most attractive and I loved Tracey for refusing to move for Shabnam in the most attractive list and rating herself as sixth. Also Charley and Emily’s: ‘no I’m nicer than you’ argument was brilliant.

With the task results in I can safely predict they are going to starve! Having once been a student I know you can successfully live on baked beans on toast and Pot Noodles for an indefinite amount of time, so if they just shop at Aldi they should be fine. The toilet however, may not be the haven it currently is.

‘Bigger people need more food,’ proclaimed Laura. No they don’t they just want more food. I know this as I am a bigger person and I want extra lard even though my tightening jeans will tell you otherwise. However, I don’t like it when Nicky and Laura argue they should unite and fight as one!

You could cut Lesley’s sarcasm with a knife today. I know I’m the odd one out on this and most people reading this [hello mum!] don’t agree, but although she might be a moaning old lady she’s right about the desperation levels of most of the girls and is hitting the nail on the head with frightening accuracy.

On that note, I have a feeling that Shabnam may have been doing some damage limitation by claiming that she wants to leave.

‘Would I still get deals?’ she asks Big Brother. Well, Shabnam I can safely say we at Now may consider offering you a Twix and a packet of crisps for your life story. Actually, forget the packet of crisps.

Charley does appear to be mellowing, so sorry Shabnam you are now officially my least favourite. What a shame the house hates her for taking the bathroom away from them by talking about nominations and breaking the rules. My heart bleeds.

Finally looks like Ziggy may not be loving it being in an all-girl house as much as he had hoped. However, Ziggy wins big brownie points by defending Chanelle’s honour against Emily.