Tuesday, 5 June 2007

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Loved Carole's cartwheel

And Tracey is growing on me

I don’t know if my dinner was spiked, but I’m starting to like [almost] everyone in the house. Ziggy is clearly having a calming effect.

Tracey is winning me round again after she shouted out: ‘Stop singing that shite!’ to the girls killing Spice Girls songs. Spot on Tracey, ‘ave it.

Bless BB, so thoughtful giving Nicky a party blower and a hat for her birthday. Generous to a fault as always, they could have least got her a cake.

The biggest laugh of the night goes to Carole and her cartwheel. My boyfriend doubled over with laughter and could only gasp: ‘Fat lady, fall over’. I am going on with a 5-year old. It was funny, though.

I might not agree with her life goals so far [look like Posh, marry footballer], but Chanelle is being quite sweet. I’m even starting to warm to the idea of her and Ziggy becoming a couple. I’m hoping Lesley’s got it right that once you wipe away the Victoria Beckham obsession, there’s a nice person inside.

Don’t worry though, not everyone is getting off so lightly.

Shabnam is quickly running up my list of most annoying housemates and I can’t figure out what Lesley is up to. She obviously doesn’t want to leave and she says all the right things, but I just have a sneaking suspicion she’s up to something.

Emily was waltzing around in a bikini earlier and I noticed that she has a damn good figure. I hate her even more, although this time I admit unfairly. However I’m sure Emily should be told off for essentially saying who you should nominate to Ziggy.

She’s madder than a box of frogs, but we may have had a breakthrough with Charley who admitted she was a high maintenance girlfriend and understood that maybe men didn’t like that. However, the chances of her actually doing something about it I feel are sadly as likely as her remembering to breathe when he speaks.