Sunday, 3 June 2007

Bring on the bitching

I love Charley's hissing - it's bonkers

Brilliant, it's only day three and not only has the bitching begun, but the paranoia has set in too. Charley has decided that half the house hates her.

Well actually she's kind of right, and if the bookie's odds are correct half the viewers hate her too and who can blame us?

Ziggy thinks Charley is a little unstable. I think she's mental. Not only does she not breathe when she rants for no reason, but I'm genuinely scared that she' going to lose the plot one day and strangle someone over a chicken drumstick. She actually hisses at people.

The news that Charley was once a lapdancer didn't surprise me, but the fact that she got the sack for being too rude astounds me. What was she doing for God's sake? And does Kinga now have competition for lewdest act performed in the Big Brother house?

I enjoyed Emily telling Charley off for name-dropping. I love it when two people I dislike clash. It saves me so much hard work. Oh and also Emily, yes, I'm sure you were the first person in the world ever to wear skinny jeans.

I was already blown away by the fact that you discovered indie - you really are a trendsetter. I'm sure by the middle of next week she will reveal that Kate Moss's Topshop collection was all her own idea and Kate stole it.

Other irritations have been Shabnaz not owning up about using Carole's towel, but giggling about it with Charley instead and I'm going off Tracey a bit too.

However, I love that Carole has had the first intelligent conversation in the house, Laura still seems nice and I quite like Nicky too – she has very long eyelashes.

Ziggy's still smoother than Robert Kilroy Silk covered in Vaseline, but he seems to be OK. Chanelle is like a dog peeing on her territory.

'Ooh can I borrow one of your T Shirts,' she asked Ziggy before parading around in it with her bottom hanging out.

Subtlety really isn't her strong point. But hey, it seems to be working for her and she hasn't yet had to resort to Michelle Bass style measures, which is always a good thing.