Stop screaming, you lot
The worst offenders are the Barbie twins who make Marco from Big Brother five look like the shy and retiring type. I’m also praying that their little cheerleader songs do not carry on much longer. The world does not need another Cheeky Girls.
Also why do all the girls feel the need to tell each other just how gorgeous they are? ‘You’re so pretty!’ ‘No you’re gorgeous!’ ‘No, I love YOU!’ Yeah, yeah, whatever, you’ll all be bitching about each other in about ten seconds [Chanelle, Emily and Charley, I’m looking at you.]
On that note, I’ve also just read on the Big Brother website this little gem from Emily in the Diary Room: ‘You know how to pick 'em don't you? For the lack of looks and freakish people in here, you've certainly made up for it in personality.’ Nice.
The boobs have already come out too, [I knew I should have put a tenner on at Ladbrokes]. I loved Nicky holding Laura’s boobs and asking if she had ever weighed them, but that was nothing compared to the look of pure jealousy on Chanelle’s face as Charley whipped hers out and announced that not only was she a size 0 but her boobs were real too. Classic.
Oh, and why do I get the feeling that the production team probably didn’t tell Lesley she could have the single bed? However, my current favourite housemate Laura, went even higher in my estimations by pointing this out to her.
Finally, the revelation from Tracey that she doesn’t wash regularly didn’t exactly come as a massive surprise. I’m not knocking her for it, I’m just thankful we don’t have smell-o-vision yet.