I think Ziggy likes mature women
I’m now sure this was a dastardly plan to make my Big Brother blog go awry. The prime example of this was when I got in and watched Big Brother and they started breakdancing.
In my mildly inebriated state I made me and my boyfriend try and do ‘the caterpillar.’ I am now thanking the lord that I’m not in the house and there is no video evidence of me trying to breakdance like a wet fish.
One thing that does go in my favour is the fact that if I were to lose a breakdancing competition I wouldn’t have a face half as sour as the losing team of girls did. They could have curdled milk, while it was still in the cow.
Anyway, I’ll begin BZ [before Ziggy]. Things still don’t appear to be going very well for Lesley. I don’t find her particularly funny, but she’s not that bad.
The problem for me is she looks a bit like my old editor and I think at any moment she is going to start telling me that my copy is over deadline.
It’s genuinely scary, I can tell you. I’m also shocked that thanks to Lesley we have the third wee-gate [Sandy and Alex previously]. The reason that anyone is aware of this is down to Charley for unsubtly telling the other housemates that she saw her take a leak in the shower. That girl really is lovely isn’t she?
I wasn’t too sure about Chanelle to begin with, but her plea to become a WAG because she ‘wants a column in a magazine’ and to be ‘a lady of leisure’ bothered me. Come on woman, did suffragettes die in vain?
You can do better than being arm candy for some grunting footballer. Granted, pretty things
and Jimmy Choos are always nice and they do have good physiques [although quite a few look like Wayne Rooney remember], but have some ambition girl.
Now Ziggy, seems like a nice enough chap at the moment and I do sadly remember the track Love On The Northern Line that he sang on. However, his smooth ways does make him sound a bit like Swiss Tony the car dealer from The Fast Show to me [being in a Big Brother is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman].
There’s also a lot of product going on in that hair and the fact that he claims he's slept with Abi Titmuss is making me feel queasy again.
Ziggy may be loving it at the moment, but I’m sure it won’t be long before he’s gnawing at the door frames to get out. I didn’t think the girls would stop hyperventilating when he arrived.
However, I think Ziggy may have a bit of a thing for the older lady, as it seems he can’t get enough of Carole and Lesley.
Go girls; forget the youngsters I want one of the more mature housemates to get a bit of romance.