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Friday, 23 November 2007

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My hot date with Dita Von Teese

Under 18s and Planet Fashionistas of a sensitive disposition look away NOW!

Over a milkshake at Ed’s Diner this week, one of my best girlfriends pulled out an article about Dita Von Teese headlining the 10th Anniversary of the Erotica Show at London’s Olympia from today till 25 November.

“I really want to see Dita perform and you’re the only one of my friends I could think of who’d come with me,’ she whispered conspiratorially.

Billed as the world’s largest lifestyle show for free-thinking adults, as well as Dita’s Burlesque stage show, Erotica virgins like us can look forward to a veritable bedroom arts bonanza.

So tonight, I’ll be hanging out in the VIP Red Room hosted by Dita with décor and entertainment from the legendarily debauched hedonists from Lost Vagueness, hoping to pick up some strip tips from The Teese.

Because you never know when a few cheeky Burlesque moves are going to come in handy…