Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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Sweet dreams, my LAX

I'm coming home

Sipping champagne, as I reclined in my armchair style seat on the private jet flying me home from New York, I spared a thought for poor Rachel Stevens, who failed to blag herself an upgrade on a Virgin Atlantic flight from LA last week.

Apparently, the singer sobbed ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ when she was sent back to cattle class.

Perhaps I should hook her up with Silverjet’s number?