
There are no absolutes in fashion other than this: there isn't a fashionista who isn't in love with Giles Deacon.
And that now includes Miss Piggy who - according to The Muppets movie - is now the Plus Size Editor of Paris Vogue.
So when the designer darling poses for the paparazzi with Miss Piggy - who'll be wearing a dress he's created especially for her for The Muppets premiere - hearts will be breaking all over fashionland.
'My dream date needs to be good fun, doesn't take herself too seriously with good sense of adventure,' Giles told me in a swanky suite at The Savoy recently.
'I'm honoured to be asked to design a dress for such an iconic character
and am excited to see Miss Piggy showcase my creation on the red
carpet.'
'Miss Piggy has been a fashion inspiration for many years so I
thought long and hard about the finest way to bring out her best
features. I feel certain that Miss Piggy will be a natural in the
spotlight and hope my dress helps her to start the night in style.'
Better luck next time, ladies...

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