Miss Piggy's frock for The Muppets premiere has been created especially for her by fashion sweetheart Giles Deacon

There are no absolutes in fashion other than this: there isn't a fashionista who isn't in love with Giles Deacon.

And that now includes Miss Piggy who - according to The Muppets movie - is now the Plus Size Editor of Paris Vogue.

So when the designer darling poses for the paparazzi with Miss Piggy - who'll be wearing a dress he's created especially for her for The Muppets premiere - hearts will be breaking all over fashionland.

'My dream date needs to be good fun, doesn't take herself too seriously with good sense of adventure,' Giles told me in a swanky suite at The Savoy recently.

'I'm honoured to be asked to design a dress for such an iconic character
and am excited to see Miss Piggy showcase my creation on the red
carpet.'

'Miss Piggy has been a fashion inspiration for many years so I
thought long and hard about the finest way to bring out her best
features. I feel certain that Miss Piggy will be a natural in the
spotlight and hope my dress helps her to start the night in style.'

Better luck next time, ladies...

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Disney's The Muppets hits cinemas on 10 February 2012