It was a Saturday night, and The International Man Of Mystery in my life and I were at his West London shag pad discussing our brands.
(That makes us sound like TomKat or Brangelina. We dont usually spend Saturday nights watching Shaun Of The Dead and discussing our brands. It was just that once. And for the record, he brought it up.)
I was still trying to forget that BBC1 had just asked me to be the poster girl for the new Bridget Jones generation of single-and-loving-it women, (How does the BBC even know youre single? howled my girlfriends in disbelief), but as always, he had a smoother, more seductive spin on the situation.
Youre Sex And The City, arent you? he said without recognising the irony of being my real life Mr Big. Youre Sarah Jessica Parker if she was living in London
He has a point. Like Carrie Bradshaw, Im a party-loving fashionista about town whod rather spend her hard-earned salary on the Mulberry bag of the moment than a mortgage. And like Carrie, I too have an extensive closet of fabulous fashion lust-haves, an inner circle of glamorous girlfriends in my corner, and even my very own Mr Big.
In fact, all thats missing is my own sex column. Until now.
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