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  • I've seen enough of Holly Willoughby's boobies to last me a lifetime
  • Kate Hudson is the perfect amount of sexy
  • Katherine Jenkins usually accentuates her curves perfectly
Picking the perfect outfit for an event as bodacious (wow - just resurrected that word from the 90s!) as The Brits must come with a nail-biting amount of pressure.

I find it challenging just choosing what to wear on a simple Saturday night out.

And then I'm only being scrutinized by drunk people. Not the entire nation's eyes. Eek doesn't even cover it!

So who do you think got the right amount of sexy right last night?

My Brits Sizzle Stick says:

WINNER: A too-scorching-to-stroke Kate Hudson
I've been head-over-heels in love with Kate since she played gorge groupie Penny Lane in my all-time fave film, Almost Famous. And 13 years on, my feelings haven't changed. The thing with Miss Hudson is she's mesmerisingly sexy in that oh-so-enviable effortless way.

Dressed in a black Ermanno Scervino lace mini-dress, Kate not only mixed Hollywood glamour with girl-next-door cutesiness, but added rock n'roll undertones with a combo of fluorescent pink heels and jet black nails. That's the perfect amount of sexy for the girlfriend of one of the world's biggest rockstars. Muse frontman, Matt Bellamy - you're one lucky guy!

LOSER: Trapped-in-a-sack Katherine Jenkins
Katherine's curves are her thaang, so the very fact the usual blonde siren chose to bury them completely in a Stella McCartney dress that could have doubled up as a designer spud-sack was criminal.

BOOBY PRIZE: Holly Willough-boo-by
While Holly Willoughby looked ever-the-fox with her blonde hair, red lips and black dress with seriously plunging neckline, I think I'm finally suffering from Willough-booby overkill. It just feels like her 34DD assets have been well in my face for a very long time.